ATTEN:
To all Secretary's
Be on the look out for the Secretary Slasher. The local police have made us aware that the Secretary Slasher is on the loose. To better prepare yourselves follow these helpful tips..
-Always walk together. Never travel alone.
-If you see anything suspicious, contact the authorities Immediately!!!!
-Do not attempt to take down the slasher. He is armed and considered very dangerous.
Thank you for your cooperation.
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SECRETARY'S DAY!
Five Years Ago, the Secretary Slasher killed 13 secretaries and disappeared without a trace. Now, he's back to dispatch 13 more using staplers, envelope openers and other stationary equipment! It's up to Detective Michael J. Case to put an end to the Secretary Slasher's bloody rampage!
Happiness is always with a smile!!!
Join us for the office party on friday the 13th!!!
Drinks, food and a good time.
Don't upset me!!
I'm running out of places to hide the bodies!!
